Fast Forward to my sister's wedding. I was the ONLY SINGLE FEMALE under the age of 40 except one of the nannies who had canceled her own wedding less than a month earlier after she caught her fiance cheating on her, with his secretary. Tired from:
- the scrutiny
- sleeping on the floor in the cabin
- fighting with the other bridesmaid
- fighting with the bride
- wearing what is possibly the worst fitting dress ever
BOB may or may not be at the same place at the same time as I am this weekend and my sister wanted to warn me, as she likes to make a big deal about my single status.
This is the script for the fake text I may or may not accidently send to my sister:
Hey BOB, it's Katie. Just a heads up, I was told we may run into each other @ B&J's this weekend. I realize now you were a gentleman about turning down my attempts to get into your pants. I will do my best not to throw myself at you if we should meet again in front of friends and family. Be warned however, if I should find myself alone with you, I may not be able to fight the temptation you present. Best Wishes for the New Year, Katie.
Or I may explain the situation to BOB and ask him to forward the text to my sister with a "WHAT THE HELL?" attached. He's that great of a guy.